32 posts tagged “shit post”
My new thing to do is to get some friends and go to parking lots and ice cream stores, playing acoustic guitar.
I've been meeting a lot of new people recently and it really feels like my life is coming together.
Also, I didn't know bugs were strongly attracted to lime green. I was wearing my new Fastest Kid shirt and bugs were chasing me everywhere! It made me totally paranoid. There are some really awesome pictures involving ski masks and giant balloons coming soon.
Also, I hate what Rock Band does to parties. I think the rule should be that you should not play it at a party unless everyone unanimously wants to play it all day, or if you only have the amount of people required to play it and no more. That's the third party I've been to that turned to shit thanks to that fucking game.
My dad got a steak at Applebees today that looked EXACTLY like a penis. I wish I had my camera. Imagine being on a date and getting that, just wow. Dad still ate it and made most of the jokes regarding it.
Also, it'd be really nice if the scab on my toe could heal without getting a chunk of sock stuck in it, thank you.
[14:02] CalmsongNC: my friend Brandon is wearing a kilt today
[14:03] CalmsongNC: he taped a rubber duckie up there and has been asking people if they want to see what's under the kilt
http://oink.cd/
OiNK got shut the fuck down.
I hate it when I go on the internet to relax and it just gets me more worked up.
Also, I'm in Pennsylvania. I think the wedding is Saturday.
I have soooo much homework.
I still have a good six pages of papers to write on various things.
Due on Friday.
Birthday party's looking like a success story.
Partying on Sunday night, too.
I get two days of vacation next Monday and Tuesday and I need it.
I thought Mitch would give me an L face.
Maybe I should'a found a better picture of L, but the cat one was too good to pass up.
And also, it's amazing how much five minutes of your time can make a difference in my mood.
And also also, Disturbia is a pretty good movie. It's a date movie and a horror movie packed into one. I wonder how many people are in a predicament like the characters in the movie (about halfway through, anyway).
Steven and I are creepy individuals. We like to go around on facebook and just take videos of us going "Hey (person's name)" and waving and send it to them. Unfortunately, there's no way to take that video and re-encode it to a real video file, so I can't put it up here. What I can do is...
I'm getting very strongly addicted to coffee and fast food. AHHH!!! I need a jogging partner or something, bad. I eat the worst shit all day and it used to make me feel bad but now it feels goooood. Fuck me.
I actually made a friend all on my own today. Usually, I meet friends of friends, or make friends when the situation calls for it, convenience, etc. But nope! I walked right up to someone and told them they're cool and we started talking. Win.
That whole "awww hiiii tiny penis!" part of last night's Robot Chicken was hysterical, that's like the worst bad luck a guy could have. I'd look for it on youtube, but it's probably too soon and I have no idea what I should put in to search for it. (Duh, whole episode here: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39215224fdf0115247821ab0101)
Annnnd as of the 9th, I've been on Vox for a year, I never thought about it. I guess the cool thing to do is to write a quick recap of all the main things that has happened to me in the past year. I'll get on that soon, I guess.
